Adam Turtle, Freelance Web Design in Belfast, Northern Ireland

Adam Turtle

Since1986

Oh la la

I got a haircut. $8 courtesy of the Happy Hair Studio in Chinatown. He was a little too liberal with the clippers for my liking, but it’ll neaten things up for a while.

I also met Valerie. Valerie is really nice. And she’s hot. And French. I met her last week after the Yosemite trip, she lives two door down from me. Gives me a good excuse to speak French! She speaks good English but has a very cute French accent. We’re watching a movie later.

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5 comments so far

  1. get in!!

    • Pete
    • 29th Sep, 2007

    Go on the boy ye!! Sounds a nice girl, all the best!

    Here’s a few chat up lines helpfully translated for ya!

    ‘Comment vous doin ?’ – How you doin?

    ‘A-t-il blessé quand vous êtes tombé du ciel ?’ – Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    ‘Si je pourrais réarranger l’alphabet je remonterais U et I’ -
    If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together

    ‘J’ai une moissonneuse de cartel nouvelle et je vous donnerai la clef.’
    -I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key..

    ‘J’avais l’habitude d’être le guitariste dans une bande en arrière à la maison appelée vers le bas pour mettre à la terre’
    -I used to be the guitarist in a band back home called Down to Earth

    Let us know how you get on!!

    • Dave
    • 29th Sep, 2007

    That must be some haircut you got if the finest French females are fallin at your feet…..

    • sarah
    • 1st Oct, 2007

    french?!!!u?girl?haircut? those are things i never thought id hear from you or about you, impressive little bro!!

    • lauren
    • 2nd Oct, 2007

    i think u should def use the combine harvester line….its a winner fir sure!!

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